^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Board: NEWS BB ^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Topic: IN THE NEWS... ^^^^^^^^^^^^ =============== Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: ALL Date: 05/22 From: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Time: 11:15 PM If Janet Reno ever engaged in lesbian sex in her home state, Florida, where all homosexual activity is illegal, she is a SEX CRIMINAL. All homosexuals who reside in that state, or visit there as tourists and engage in sex are SEX CRIMINALS. Oral sex is currently illegal in about 20 states. Anyone who engages in oral sex in any of those places is a SEX CRIMINAL. If Bill Clinton ever practiced oral sex in his home state, (even with his own wife,) he is a SEX CRIMINAL. (Oral sex is still a crime in Washington DC.) Oral and anal sex were crimes in ALL 50 states within the lifetimes of most Prodigy users. Adultery was also a crime in all the states. Adultery is STILL a crime in our Armed Forces, so it is entirely possible that some of the folks in charge of our nuclear arsenal are SEX CRIMINALS. Anyone who has ever paid for sex, (even military personel,) is a SEX CRIMINAL. Anyone who has ever had sex in a car or out under the moon (or the sun) in the great outdoors is a SEX CRIMINAL. If YOU have ever participated in ANY of these activities, then YOU are a SEX CRIMINAL. You may not consider yourself to be one, but in the eyes of the law, you, indeed, ARE a SEX CRIMINAL. By my rough guesstimate, well over HALF the adult population of America are SEX CRIMINALS, along with quite a few teenagers. Of course, back in the Twenties well over half the pop- ulation were drug criminals in that they broke prohibition, but our country now, like then, won't fall apart due to all this rampant lawbreaking going on. Kapeesh? =============== Reply 1 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Date: 05/23 From: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Time: 1:26 AM And it gets worse the further back in our history one goes. In Puritan times a fat chubby farmer was put to dealh because one of his sows gave birth to a piglet that the neighbors all thought looked "exactly like him." Keeping those dumb laws on the books shows we haven't progressed as far as we think we have. I suspect they are kept on the books to control people..like anti-loitering laws. Spineless politicos dont want to stand up in public and say "I'm for cunninglinguists" There havebeen some terrible cases even in recent years of married couples being dragged into court for oral sex. In several cases I think their children were placed in foster homes. Perhaps women legislators will help get rid of these bizarre laws. There are people out there who probably think these posts are in bad taste. =============== Reply 2 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Date: 05/23 From: SWRF82A LORELEI GARVIS Time: 1:26 AM Rick, What did you do to become a sex criminal..Were you convicted?...Did you serve "hard time"<> Child of Rock 'N Roll =============== Reply 3 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Date: 05/23 From: YZAB44B T CORELLI Time: 1:49 AM Hey Gombas...it's "capice" :> Tina, totally crimeless in LV =============== Reply 4 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Date: 05/23 From: GWEY76A DICK REBOULET Time: 3:04 AM Arthur, Of interest! I just watched a documentary of the Samurai Warriors of Japan. There were no terms in Japan at that time for homosexuality or bisexuality. It was considered completely normal for two warriors to devote themselves to each other. Makes me wonder what has brought on this intense interest in the sex life of individuals. I am straight, for the record. Don't want any notes from people with hangups. Dick =============== Reply 5 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: GWEY76A DICK REBOULET Date: 05/23 From: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Time: 6:42 PM You say"I am straight, for the record. Don't want any notes from peoplewith hangups." It's a sad commentary on our lives that you feel the need to erect a shielding statement. I understand completely. There are people not only with hangups but with handguns. I note the Ole Neuter said some trash about people being interested in sex..too much. He cant get many offers..all things considered. But I wonder. I think the interest in sex remains the same and is a constant in our lives. I know of no one who would turn away from watching matings of insects, squirrels, dogs, elephants. Sex like ---- happens. I do think a frontier on the study of it has been crossed. It is safe and proper and can be done wthout scorn to study the sexual coupling of just about everything; Japanese Samurai, Chines Warrior Poets, Drug Addicts, Arab male and female prostitution...it's an endless list. Also there have been great effort to fill in the missing gaps in all those cleansed biographies of famous people. Did they or didn't they? And with what and with whom. It's all a lot of fun..up to a point and then one must return to the genuine accomplishments of these icons. Shakespeare wrote plays, Einstein theorized, Emily Dickensen write poetry, Marcel Proust wrote novels, Alan Turing cracked the German secret code, Telsa was a mad genius.. =============== Reply 6 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Date: 05/23 From: EXWL16A DAVE MATTESON Time: 11:10 PM uhm yeah.......keep eatin' your doped up brownies.....as a historian and 8th great grandson to anne hutchinson i disagree with your statement whole heartedly.........there has never been a documented case of shooting the farmer because a pig looked just like him.....how do i know this? well while going through the 1st church of bostons records and reading exactly what was written about my grandmother i checked up on crimes such as this. ther crimes spoken herein were not removed from the books as so to be used in rape trials. in other words, engaging in anal and oral sex in the privacy of your home is fine but >> rape someone this way and you will recieve the maximum allowable punishment. thats how marv albert was indicted without even being there.....it just so happens he was charged with the crime that would get him the most punishment............................................... anyway, some laws stay in the books to protect others... texas's horse thief law is still in the book because some people still get around that way. and the florida thing is a joke considering they passed several laws providing health care for same sex spouses.... =============== Reply 7 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: EXWL16A DAVE MATTESON Date: 05/24 From: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Time: 5:01 AM The trial records, the laws, and some letters, diaries and journals give ample proof of the dreary laws of our forefathers. The list of capital crimes include in some instances executing children who were wicked to their parents. Altho buggery, sodomy and bestiality are not always clearly defined they are usually listed as capital crimes as they were in English laws. To be sure executions were not always imposed and "lighter sentances" such as branding, flogging, cutting off of ears were imposed. It is also clear that there are instances of lesbianism, homosexuality, bestiality, cross-dressing, and even a gay and lesbian couple or two. Richard Zack's Hidden from History, love love, sex, and perversity. from the ancient Etruscans to Warren G. Harding, Harpers, l994 $11.00 lists (l) William Hackett who was caught buggering a cow on a Sunday 9n 164l. He was brought to the place of execution and remained silent until the cow was brought before him and killeed. Everybody prayed and he repented of his evil ways. From Governor John Winthrops: History of England. (2)From the history of the Plymouth Plantation by Governor Bradford. Bradford records the execution of Thomas Granger on 8 Sept 1642. Granger has sex with a mare, cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves and a turkey. It is recorded he took a little while to identify which sheep he had buggered, But finally he did and the animals were cast into a pit, No one ate of them. (3) You are right here only in the detail that he buggerer was not excuted but was flogged and sent to prison on a low calorie diet. The man (can you believe this) was named Thomas Hogg. He was forced to masturbate the pig in the presence of Gov. Eaton of New Haven. The pig responsed to his gropings but when he tried it on another pig it did not respond. The accusation came about because both Mr. Hogg and the piglet he had sired were wall-eyed on the right side. Your post is not clear about your feelings concerning leaving outdated sex laws on the books. Shouldn't they be removed? =============== Reply 8 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: EXWL16A DAVE MATTESON Date: 05/24 From: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Time: 5:01 AM You say: "Some laws stay on the books to protect others." Of course, I dont deny that. But the law books are filed with outdated garbage. Also it is not a joke if the laws remain on the books. I cannot imagine who is being protected by laws against oral and anal sex between a man and his wife. =============== Reply 9 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: GWEY76A DICK REBOULET Date: 05/24 From: TYAA18A OTIS RICHARDS Time: 10:04 AM This was also the case in a number of Native American tribes, particularly the various Plains tribes. Sex roles were pretty well defined -- men were warriors and hunters, women were domestic workers. However, there was acceptance of the fact that not everyone fit these roles -- there could be "squaw men" or "warrior maidens." otis(tad)richards/the news team/tyaa18a =============== Reply 10 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Date: 05/24 From: GSBK29A DOUGLAS DEMARET Time: 11:22 AM I don't think even the ugliest lesbian would have anyting to do with Reno. Talk about your bow wow. =============== Reply 11 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: TYAA18A OTIS RICHARDS Date: 05/24 From: GWEY76A DICK REBOULET Time: 3:41 PM Yes! And in all cultures except ..... there was no stigma attached to the particular sexual identity of anyone. Do you know if anyone can explain the intense interest in sex, particularly correct sex, that engulfs those who claim - love one another, brother - to be Christians? Don't mean to put you on the spot. Just say No! Dick =============== Reply 12 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Date: 05/24 From: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Time: 5:41 PM Well I have noted that Christians have more than their share of closet queens. They have to work very hard at putting the lid on their gay leanings.Perhaps they smell the sulphur of hell every time they see a pretty guy. Poor dears. Mormons used to recommend tie=ing ones hands to the bed to avoid masturbation. It's a bit strange that Promise Keepers specifies one should have only a FEW males friends.I guess the temptation must be strong and they think the more male friends you have, the more one is open to seduction. I imagine that the men's toilets at a Promise Keepers meet are rabid with everyone checking out the size of the one next to him. =============== Reply 13 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: GWEY76A DICK REBOULET Date: 05/24 From: TYAA18A OTIS RICHARDS Time: 6:15 PM hey, that's easy... no otis(tad)richards/the news team/tyaa18a =============== Reply 14 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Date: 05/25 From: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Time: 7:34 PM When law isn't consistent its really difficult to take it seriously. Law should be a product of intelligence but what we see here is greatly lacking in that regard. How can we possibly respect thelaw when the law is ridiculous and an obvious insult to our intelligence? =============== Reply 15 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: SWRF82A LORELEI GARVIS Date: 05/25 From: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Time: 8:19 PM Nada, nada, nada. =============== Reply 16 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: YZAB44B T CORELLI Date: 05/25 From: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Time: 8:19 PM Oh, its Italian! I always thought it was Yiddish, or Hungarian...my father used it a lot. I guess Vegas HAS to be pretty liberal and open, sexually speaking. =============== Reply 17 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: GSBK29A DOUGLAS DEMARET Date: 05/25 From: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Time: 8:19 PM Lesbian love, like any other kind of love, has nothing to do with looks. Personality is what's important and my guess is anyone whose mother was a professional alligator wrestler must have plenty of personality. Besides, to me Ms. Reno is a fine looking woman; don't let Madison Avenue and Hollywood tell you otherwise. =============== Reply 18 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Date: 05/26 From: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Time: 2:20 AM While anarchy remains an interesting philosophical concerpt and I would not recommend it, surely one could hope that our law makers would exhibit intelligence more often. Why should anti oral and anal sex laws remain on the books in any civilized country? In as much as this delightful activity is indulged in by millions, it only brings about general disrespect for ALL laws and law makers when it is discovered that such activities are against the law. =============== Reply 19 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Date: 05/26 From: YZAB44B T CORELLI Time: 3:45 AM It sure IS Italian...let me know if you'd like to expand your Italian vocabulary or translate more of your dad's sayings :> Tina, BA =============== Reply 20 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: UHYS56A ARTHUR WAUGH Date: 05/25 From: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Time: 7:34 PM When law isn't consistent its really difficult to take it seriously. Law should be a product of intelligence but what we see here is greatly lacking in that regard. How can we possibly respect thelaw when the law is ridiculous and an obvious insult to our intelligence? =============== Reply 21 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: SWRF82A LORELEI GARVIS Date: 05/25 From: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Time: 8:19 PM Nada, nada, nada. =============== Reply 22 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: YZAB44B T CORELLI Date: 05/25 From: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Time: 8:19 PM Oh, its Italian! I always thought it was Yiddish, or Hungarian...my father used it a lot. I guess Vegas HAS to be pretty liberal and open, sexually speaking. =============== Reply 23 of Note 1 ================= Board: NEWS BB Topic: IN THE NEWS... Subject: I'M A SEX CRIMINAL To: GSBK29A DOUGLAS DEMARET Date: 05/25 From: REVOLUTIONSOLUTION Time: 8:19 PM Lesbian love, like any other kind of love, has nothing to do with looks. Personality is what's important and my guess is anyone whose mother was a professional alligator wrestler must have plenty of personality. Besides, to me Ms. Reno is a fine looking woman; don't let Madison Avenue and Hollywood tell you otherwise.